Ummmm....

Dear Mr. Blockhead Rod,
Looks like it will be a while
before my wife (HotLips) will be able to return to work.
Or anything for that matter!

As you see, we went out to celebrate our Anniversary
and she misunderstood when I whispered in her ear!
Now I can't even find it...

I hope there is a potty in there...
She so easily gets motion sickness!

Happy Anniversary Honey...
I love you, no matter what.

Your one and only, HotWire